Lump of Coal Soap

Some people deserve a little something extra in their stocking. Others deserve a lump of coal.

This one, however, is a whole lot more useful than the real thing. Made with activated charcoal and natural oils, this oversized black soap puck delivers a rich lather and a fresh, slightly spicy scent of bergamot and black pepper. Triple-milled for a longer-lasting bar, it's a practical gift disguised as a little holiday punishment.

Perfect for stocking stuffers, Secret Santa exchanges, or anyone who's been just naughty enough to appreciate the joke.