Illegally Cut Pine Soap

Ah, the smell of a freshly cut Christmas tree. Nothing says holiday spirit quite like dragging a pine tree out of the woods and hoping nobody saw you do it.

Fortunately, you can enjoy that same fresh pine scent without trespassing, hauling a tree through the snow, or explaining yourself to the DNR. This enormous 10 oz bar of soap brings the smell of the great outdoors right into your shower. And unlike a real Christmas tree, it won't leave needles all over.

Triple-milled to last longer than your average bar of soap, it's a great stocking stuffer for outdoorsmen, Christmas tree enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a little questionable holiday humor.