White Elephant Soap

Ah, the annual White Elephant gift exchange. That wonderful holiday tradition where you bring something nobody wants and go home with something even worse.

This year, why not raise the stakes with a gigantic 10 oz bar of soap? Sure, it might not be the most exciting gift under the tree, but at least it's useful. And with a fresh citrus and musk scent, it smells considerably better than that novelty coffee mug someone brought three years in a row.

Triple-milled for a longer-lasting bar, this oversized soap is a strong contender for the most practical gift nobody knew they wanted. Who knows? People might actually fight over this one.